The number 55 is slang for Root Beer at restaurants. What's Coke? Zero?- In binary, 5 is 101. I remember this from AIT sorta only adding 3 zeros at the front 000101. Figuring binary was a bitch until one day it just sunk in and I coasted from then.
- The number 69 is not prime while 101 is. Just looks wrong.
- Several states use #77 for cell callers to dial the state police or highway patrol.
- In tennis , the number 15 represents the first point gained in a game yet there are only 4 points to win a game.
- The anniversary gift for 15 is Crystal. She sounds hot but don't think the wife would appreciate it. Is her sister Tiffany? one arm, one leg, hangs from the ceil...forget it. Should I mention Eileen
- There is actually no magic number on how much sleep is needed. Each person is different and requires different amounts. Me thinks 6 1/2 is not quite enough but I can't seem to sleep any longer.
Saturday, January 31, 2009
Numbers Stuff
Workweek
I get the honor of traveling to Austin for a couple of days this week to attend the Texas Computer Education Agency convention. It's not a bad time but it's a struggle to find good sessions to attend. I enjoy the vendor area more than anything. It gives me the opportunity to see what's new or who's new. I've got a few booths that I have to see but the rest of the day I will just be wandering around. In the past I've brought home something for each of the boys and they last about a week before they're broken. Shocking. I keep looking for the titanium mouse pad and when I find it, everybody gets one. Wish me luck at the Microsoft workshop as they should have a pretty decent giveaway. Maybe a Zune?
Here we Go again...
It's that time of the year when pitchers and catchers start reporting to...DBBI. We have coach look today for the two youngest boys. It usually takes 3 or 4 minutes for each one of them to do their thing but the waiting is about 100X that. Wait in line for a number. Get your number and wait. Call the kids to the dugout and wait. One by one the kids get 3 pitches and on the third one they run to second whether they hit it or not. Then they grab their glove and head to short stop. They get two grounders and a popup, throwing each one to first. That's it! I can't think of a way to improve the event but it can be agonizing. According to accuweather, the temp at 9:00 will be 50. I think that calls for something warm from a certain java hut.
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Blast from the Past
So I got a call from an old friend the on Saturday, pretty cool. Stu was my best friend for several years and I like to think I was responsible for some of the corruption on his character. Not that there is much but still. He's stateside again (USAF) and from what I can tell enjoying OKC, and I didn't know that was possible. It was great to hear from 'ol number 29 and I can't wait to take him fishing or spending some time with them at some point. It's odd that he has 3 children that have all graduated HS and one is out of college. Perhaps I can get some advice on how to get through the teenage years. I seem to struggle with that on occasion. Oh well, it's going to be a banner year now that I've got one more person to get out on the boat. Not this Stu Johnson.
The Human skull is made-up of 29 bones
Friday, January 23, 2009
And still a long time
I got a few things done today that were not on my list but are more of a daily thing. You know, dishes, laundry, grocery store. I did however, have the time to put the side fire box on my new smoker (thanks Santa). It took about 35 minutes and the 13 steps in the instructions could have been reduced to 4. I don't like it when the instructions include "Place band aid on cut before curse word, after dripping blood has stopped". I actually came away without incident or curse words. Could be a first while working with metal with sharp edges.
So anyway, things are going well with the patient, she is in and out of sleep thanks to medication. I have emptied her drain tubes 3 times...gross. It's really only gross when I empty them, not the contents. I mean yeah, if you think about it, it's gross but just don't think about it...right? You know those bulbs that are used on babies to suck out the nose stuff? There's basically two of them, one on each side. That's all I've got to say about that. All's fair in love and surgery.
I expected her to be in more pain than she is and I didn't expect her to be this conscious. She's doing great. Thanks to all of you that have sent text messages, emails, cards or phoned. I have relayed all of them to her including the wonderful "You suck"one. FUBAR...and you are.
So anyway, things are going well with the patient, she is in and out of sleep thanks to medication. I have emptied her drain tubes 3 times...gross. It's really only gross when I empty them, not the contents. I mean yeah, if you think about it, it's gross but just don't think about it...right? You know those bulbs that are used on babies to suck out the nose stuff? There's basically two of them, one on each side. That's all I've got to say about that. All's fair in love and surgery.
I expected her to be in more pain than she is and I didn't expect her to be this conscious. She's doing great. Thanks to all of you that have sent text messages, emails, cards or phoned. I have relayed all of them to her including the wonderful "You suck"one. FUBAR...and you are.
Been a long time,been a long time
What a crazy week this has been. I worked on Monday to get a co-workers office looking half way decent and lifting all that sheetrock made me kinda sore Tuesday morning. I tried to get everything done on Tues and Wed as the wife had surgery on Thurs. I hope all is well with the office. The surgery went well and she is doing fine, back home sleeping in the recliner. I'll continue this later as I need to light a fire under the boys as school time approaches. Keep this in mind though: Life is short, cherish every moment. Even those moments that test you, especially those.
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Quote I like
"It's not how you get out of the storm but leaning how to dance in the rain" comic Robert Schimmel. And a clip from his blog (he's quite the potty mouth enter at your own extreme risk):
And by the way, if you really wanted to stop smoking, go on a diet, or start working out, why would you wait until New Year's Eve? Because it gives you time to come up with another excuse that justifies delaying what you've promised last year.
"Starting on the first, I'm going to stop smoking". Then when you cheat, it's "Well, my birthday isn't until the 16th, and that's when my year really begins". Then, it becomes "When I'm done with the pack, I'll quit." But you go somewhere and forget to bring your smokes, so you're forced to buy a new pack. Now you have two packs to finish before you have to quit. Then something stressful happens, and you need just one more to get you through it. But here's the good news. Now, you have until next January, before you have to make that promise.
And by the way, if you really wanted to stop smoking, go on a diet, or start working out, why would you wait until New Year's Eve? Because it gives you time to come up with another excuse that justifies delaying what you've promised last year.
"Starting on the first, I'm going to stop smoking". Then when you cheat, it's "Well, my birthday isn't until the 16th, and that's when my year really begins". Then, it becomes "When I'm done with the pack, I'll quit." But you go somewhere and forget to bring your smokes, so you're forced to buy a new pack. Now you have two packs to finish before you have to quit. Then something stressful happens, and you need just one more to get you through it. But here's the good news. Now, you have until next January, before you have to make that promise.
More Weekend Funnies
** Keep in mind I didn't write these...you have been warned
THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY OUT LOUD AT WORK
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of s**t.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying.
10. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed & challenged by your unique point of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
23. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
24 Do I look like a people person?
25. This isn't an office. It's H**l with fluorescent lighting.
26. I started out with nothing &still have most of it left.
27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
36. Chaos, panic, & disorder-my work here is done.
37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.
39. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
40. Oh I get it... like humor... but different.
THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY OUT LOUD AT WORK
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of s**t.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying.
10. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed & challenged by your unique point of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
23. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
24 Do I look like a people person?
25. This isn't an office. It's H**l with fluorescent lighting.
26. I started out with nothing &still have most of it left.
27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
36. Chaos, panic, & disorder-my work here is done.
37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.
39. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
40. Oh I get it... like humor... but different.
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Weekend Funnies
Subject: 14 ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom.
Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks.
Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks,Write 'For Marijuana'
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,with a serious face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM,Scream "I Won! I Won!"
12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling"Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom.
Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks.
Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks,Write 'For Marijuana'
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,with a serious face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM,Scream "I Won! I Won!"
12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling"Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
Where's the entertainment?
Is there not a single television station that has the opinion that some people stay home on Friday nights and would like to watch something decent? There has been nothing on, even HBO or Showtime, for several Friday nights. We tried a couple of movies but bailed on both of them. Ended up watching Stranger than Fiction with Will Ferrell. I give it a three nodder (almost fell asleep three times). It had a good plot but was just a little slow. Not much comedy either. I should have gone with Gladiator but the wife can't stand the decapitations. Happy Saturday people!
Friday, January 16, 2009
Friday's thoughts or whatever
- can't stand it when people see a policeman and put on the breaks real hard. Do they think radar only goes 100 yards? I'm sure if you're getting pulled over you were caught a long time ago.
- a birdie deep inside the UNT football program says Todd Dodge is joining the Texas Tech coaching staff. Defensive coordinator...
- Gribble on the ticket is a tool.
- What's the deal with parrot heads and Jimmy Buffett? Very loyal kinda like fans of the Grateful Dead and Dave Matthews Band. How many times can you see one band and still enjoy? For me it's about 8 or 9.
- new year's food program is going so-so. I'm eating food that is better for me, less of it (at times) and less often. Still like to have a snack after dinner but that's something I'm working on. I skipped it last night, not even yogurt or a banana. I also skipped the afternoon fruit or yogurt that should save me about 150 calories.
- just had a good thought but lost it. Second time in this post. Don't act like it never happens to you.
- with the cold weather today, I really don't want to ride my bike. Since I hit the treadmill yesterday I don't want to run again either. Five straight days of some cardio has resulted in 7 miles running and about 5 on the bike. It's more difficult on the bike right now as I'm not quite used to the hills. I'm gonna start riding bike like the girl on the bike below. Nice peaceful music in the background, already put it on my iPod.
- haven't had a carbonated beverage in 2 weeks, I think. Does it count that I can't remember the last one? Been drinking water and more water.
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Don't know who...
I'm going to root for in the NFL Playoffs. Interest is declining rapidly. Perhaps the only pick I got right this weekend, the thieves.- made that salad I had last night but they should be strung up by the onions. If they have any left. I had several peppermints, bushed my teeth and just couldn't get that taste out of my mouth.
- should be the next coach of the Vikings but it should not be Brad Childress (shown above). I am hoping he'll get canned next year and they hire Wade Phillips. You know he'll need a job. (just joking)
- has the better gig...Mike Rhyner or Rob Reiner. If he didn't have to work with Corby, I'd say Mike. But then there's Rob's Penny Marshall look-a-like wife. Nod to Mike. Sorry the Rhyner video is shaky, I'm gonna try to get a better video and post on the 31st of this month.
- I'd rather see live again, Rush or Genesis. Both just blow me away. If you haven't seen their concerts on Paladia (332 on DTV) you're missing some great stuff...assuming your receiver hasn't crashed.
- Taylor Potts thinks he is but he better bring it next year (and get a haircut). Although Crabs is going to the NFL we've still got some receivers and backs returning. Now the offensive line, that's another story.
Saturday, January 10, 2009
Saturday thoughts
- Just noticed I've got 100 posts.
- Another DirecTv receiver fried this morning. Tech support was pretty good this time and not much hold time. It will take 2-3 for a replacement so I had to steal a different receiver from the boys. It's an older MP3 model so we only get like 7 HD channels. That really sucks. Local channels are not HD either. He gave me 3 months of Showtime and a $15 credit but that still doesn't make me happy. I hinted around at replacing the older receiver but he wasn't going for it.
- As I swapped them I noticed a sticker on the bottom that said refurbished. Obviously we have replaced this one before. I think in the last 9 years I've replaced 4 or 5 because they were defective. Are other providers the same way?
- I forgot all about My three words for the week. Looking back that was probably a stretch anyway. I'll think about new ones for the new year and post later.
- Taking the boys to spend the night with grandpa tonight. They always get really jazzed about going but after a couple of hours they get bored and fizzle out. Perhaps they will have a greater appreciation for the games and other stuff we have invested in that can't be taken with them. If it weren't so cold and windy I'd take the football and baseball gloves.
- Gas prices are steadily going back up. Do you think they'll get over $2.00 by spring break?
- The dog is very "hold me" today. She does a strange shake when she does that. Like she's freezing. The groomer says she's doing the jig.
- There's not a lot of interest in the football games this weekend. For the record I'm taking the cats, the big guys, the other big guys, and the thieves. Watch out for the black birds though.
- Queensryche video on VH1 Classic. Hurry JDH!!!
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Texas Techie
So I just ran into a new technology problem that I've never seen. Internet Explorer was acting weird for one of the coaches. As I looked at the problem I notice the security settings were not visible. Interesting. Not that they were greyed out, they just weren't there. I wanted to uninstall and reinstall IE7 but it requested a CD. Interesting. Is it possible that Microsoft has deemed me unfit to work on their precious software? Interesting. Is it possible that they think they are smarter than me? Interesting. I think this is how a hacker is born. Stay tuned.
Saturday, January 3, 2009
Okay, I'll fall for it
Crap. New year's Revolution time. I say revolution because they seem to be the same every year, heck, every month for that matter. You know, they're like a revolving door. Forget it. So I was checking out other parts of this great nation and they all seem to be the same. Are we all lazy, fat, and broke? Was Dean Wermer right? Anyway, here are some of my favorites from the past that we will try to revive and get to work.
- Go fishing more. Real shocker here!
- Take off weight and keep it off. I noticed that I weigh the same as last year but at one point was down almost 20 lbs. If I can just lose it and keep it off...
- Spend more time away from the house. Of course I'd like to take the kids and wife with me. Seems like we are becoming too cemented.
- Eat Mor Chikin. I like chicken, like to eat, seems logical.
- Save more money. Everyone could use more in reserves right? I finished off some coffee the other day so now I have a container to put it in.
- Visit the doctor and dentist more frequently. I've put it off again for various reasons. I'm talking about checkups and cleanings. I will still avoid the visit for the ever popular "you've got allergies".
Could We get a Little D...Please?
I postponed my update on the Tech loss as to not cuss on the line. I remember saying very early this year that the defense was not everything it was cracked up to being. It was very evident yesterday that they weren't. I'm not sure why they never blitz or show anything different than their standard formation. The front four are not good enough to stop the run or rush the passer, unless it's the Longhorn or Cowboy. That's the part that makes it frustrating, the inconsistency all year long. Maybe the mad scientist should scheme up something for the D next year. How about a 8-2-1 formation? Put your fastest men on the line and turn them loose. What do you have to lose?
Friday, January 2, 2009
Random video stuff
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