Anybody Out There?

So crucify me for not blogging, go ahead. I understand. Really, I do. What would happen to Denny if he skipped one of his 3 posts per day? Or Barry for forgetting the pics that keep you coming back? Problem is I just don't have the rabid fan base that they do. So here's some hot sports opinions to get you back on track:

1. Women can talk. They can also get loud when they talk. (revelation?)
2. Was the wheel that great of an invention? I mean, wouldn't somebody have stumbled across it eventually? Seems like a much overrated invention.
3. Stop the stories about the cowboys' stadium.
4. Stop the stories about the rainbow lounge.
5. More stories about hot moms in Denton.
6. Several teachers take Fridays off. It's amazing to see the number of classrooms and computer labs that appear to be doing nothing.
7. I don't think taking a chess class helps much other than you get more experience playing and have to play people better than you.
8. Let's talk chickens. OMG.
9. Did you hear that football season is in session? Bad Radio was talking about kids playing at 5 years old. OMG. Diaper change at halftime?
10. What time is too early to go to bed on a weekend? Ten p.m.? Ready to crash now.
11. Nothing is more frustrating that lack of communication. Can't we just try to keep everyone that needs to know...knowing? I've been doing this for 12 years and have never had so many last minute requests, moves, etc. "We've been planning this since the spring." Really. Hopefully never again. Right.
12. My favorite numbers are 5, 55, and for some reason 34. Lots of great athletes with 34. Pick three numbers tonight?